Sunday, November 23, 2008
Guano, guano everywhere.
At a private wine tasting, the somewhat inebriated host loudly blurted out: You're not gonna believe this, but this is the second conversation I've had today about bat guano.
Red, White, and Blue Cheese?
Old lady: Look at that cheese--such a pretty color! Like one of Hillary Clinton's pantsuits.
Sunday, November 16, 2008
How does one get that nickname?
In a dive bar in Edgewater:
"Did anyone call Franny-No-Panties? I thought she'd be here by now."
"Did anyone call Franny-No-Panties? I thought she'd be here by now."
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